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Ok so this is a story, sorry I did not write it on the thing. This took me sooo long to do! So I hope you like this and the story!
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1 year agoAlr so the story starts off at a Pizza place. ( it was not actually called Marioβs Pizza I just came up with that lol π) anyway- so me and my family walk in and we get started off with some drinks π₯€ and then we finally get our pizza ( I got pepperoni duhh ) and then
Our waiter comes over and is like yea know βHowβs it going over here?οΏΌβ you know the normal thing a waiter asks you. ( it was like some fancy pizza restaurant not some fast food just so your aware π
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And them my brother Dave is
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1 year agolike βOh Iβm good. But how are you?β He does some sly wink thingy Ok heβs so bad at flirting with girls I swear ( he was like 14 and heβs like 21 now just so yβall know )
And the waiter just walked away ππ the waiters like I donβt got time for this loser. And I will tell you something. I mean I donβt mean to diss Dave but he is not that handsome βππ
And then we ALL START LAUGHING π and Dave turns absolutely red. I say: βLooks like the waiter donβt like you Daveβ but the story is not over yet!
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1 year agoWe continue to eat our food and then a minute later my dad starts screaming π
βGET BACK YOu HoRRID BEAsTβ TO A FLY! ππ my dad was afraid of a little FLY!
And then Al is like: βDad itβs just a fly?!β
And my dads like βbUT ITS TRYInG TO EAt My PIZZAβ and we all start laughing our heads off because the waiter comes back over and catches the fly and my dad pays her a tip and we leave like nothing happend π
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1 year agoOk so that story has two funny things in it. And I will tell you something else. My dad has not gone to a pizza restaurant since! ππ idk why heβs so scared of some dumb fly but who knows my dad is weird ππ
Hope you enjoyed this story! Byee
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1 year agoMy BU π€
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1 year agoOMG EDEN LMAO THE FLY it was really out to get your dad and the fact that it was a fancy restaurant too ππππ
Ahh poor Dave I probably wouldβve walked away too tbh ππ
BUT I gotta say, flying ants are the real horrid beasts, not flies
Omg Eden Iβm laughing so hard over hereeee and my brothers singing Christmas songs and everyone thinks Iβm laughing at him lol πππ
Alr queen seems like the name of the pizza place may not be so randomβ¦ ππ
Thankssss I loved the story Eden it was so good-
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1 year ago-and the fact that you wrote taco pizza on the menu omg I have a taco pizza story
So papa murpheyβs had this special where they were serving taco pizzas but they were called taco grande pizzas
And my dad, being the person he is, thought it was HILARIOUS to order a small taco grande so we went thru the drive thru and he told the lady that and she stared at him and went βwe donβt have small pizzas, sorryβ ππ
My dad was all, βwouldnβt that be a taco pequeΓ±oβ and the poor lady just stared at-
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1 year ago@.β’. strawberry girl .β’. IKR THe FLY WAS EVIl ππ ikr the fancy restaurant should keep FLyS OUTSIDE πππ
Omg but fr it was so funny. Bc he had like this smile on his face that was so cringe π¬ and literally the waiter was just like uhh awkward lol π π³
Omg i donβt normally see flying ants over here in Florida but they sound weird lol π
IKR I WAS TOo! Omg your brother singing Christmas songs! πππ now Iβm laughing so hard lol π Hey I would laugh at him bc itβs not ChristmaS!
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1 year ago@.β’. strawberry girl .β’. Glad you liked the story! :)
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1 year ago-him for a bit before she got the joke ππ and Iβm just sitting there in the passenger seat the entire time trying not to make eye contact with the lady ππ
So anyway yeah thatβs my weird pizza story lol
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1 year ago@.β’. strawberry girl .β’. oK THATS FUnny ππ
I love how your like in the passenger seat like uhh π¬ Iβm not here lol π πππ
I love that! :) great story! Made me laugh! ππ
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1 year agoHaha yeah they gotta like hire someone to swat flies or smth lolll
Bahahaha omg I can imagine that and Iβm laughing so harddd ππππ
Lemme tell u Eden flying ants are DEMONS and they lay their eggs in trees so when they hatch they just start falling out of the trees itβs HORRIBLE ugh
Yeahhhh he made me sing grandma got run over by a reindeer with him and omg that song is waaaay longer than I thought ππ oop heβs moved on from singing and is eating some laffy taffy that is at least a yr old π€’
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1 year agoIβm concerned abt that kid ngl and Iβm about to put headphones in and blast some music~ destroy my eardrums to protect my sanity lolll
Haha yess I was trying to be inViSiBLe there lol glad I could make u laugh
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1 year ago@.β’. strawberry girl .β’.
Ikr- they do.
IK I WAs JUsT OVER HERE LIke dAvE WHAt ARE U DoiNg
Omg that sucksβ¦ tHeY FaLl OUt Of TREES OMg Iβm dead over here πππ¬
Omg I love that song lol π eWW GROSS π©π½
And omg yes put your headphones in girl-
And omg ππ
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1 year agoThis is so cute & creative
Oh my word, poor Dave..π€ and YOuR DaDπππ I love that. Great story
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1 year agoHaha thatβs pretty much how I feel with my brother rn ππ like please no, you can stop now
I bet youβll never move to Washington now bestie lol but theyβre only a problem in July tbh π¬
Haha me too~ we have like this reindeer decoration that sings that song~ I KNOWW OMG I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIMM πππ©
Omg we just went through the arbys dribe thru for lunch and that guy had so much β¨ aTtiTudE β¨ I swear respect is a thing, right? Lol
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1 year agoAHHH GORGEOUS EDEN πππ₯Ίππ€§π€§πππβ¨β¨
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